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I may not have 7000+ hours in Noita but I never sow piss in bottle, it always was in jar

5:00:54 omfg 🤣🤣

Great

The Gods be like "TF YOU MEAN HE DOESNT EXIST?!"

I just found out that there are 2 types of drill bolts 💀. I have nearly 100% porgress...

Just found Noita a few days ago. I haven't seen the sun since.

That was it?

I would love to see you beat this seed

Question; does a trigger spell then make the chainsaw get cast on the target you to increase damage or does pure damage then come by packaging another spell to be triggered? ie plasma beam? Could you make a wand that is a machine gun but also spams plasma beam? I'm watching a streamer atm and all he does is chainsaw spark bolt every single run.

i havent ever seen these iplicate modifiers

Dude thanks for this, I have been playing blind for 20+ hours and had no idea you could fill flasks.....

Finally a run without add manas, chainsaws and even spark triggers

In the time it took me to watch this entire stream, I died in Noita over 70 times

8:56:12 just like the sound

Is this patched already? Just tried to save charges with a BH with timer, but no BH fired. Might be missing some specifics.

yall look like u work at a radio station in the woods

4:29:02 - I have such a massive problem with how much the devs seem determined to remove anything that is truly cool or fun about their game. In the worst guide to Noita, it was said that this game cheats and the game expects you to cheat back. But every time someone figures out a cool way to do something really difficult or tricky, the devs simply patch it out which I think is stupid beyond belief. They did this with hiding from the wand connoisseur by using two tablets, they made it so you can't use tablet kicking to fly yourself over something anymore, they've done this for a bunch of stuff. Do the Devs really not want this game to sell? I don't know, it's frankly depressing at this point.

What a great piece of information I got! Your video made me think I'm playing computer assembly step-by-step simulator by tracking steps from wands. Thanks!

First Great treasure chest I found had monstrous powder in it 😭 ,I was very excited that I found a cool looking chest, I accidently blew up the flask and it made me believe great treasure chest were a trap, I was so disappointed when I found on wiki that great treasure chest are usually awesome😑

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Man, it's a shame they didn't make SHUFFLE wands more useful. They _could_ have made it respect the wands' spell grouping/triggers/modifiers as a single group (rather than picking random slots within a group). The shuffle mechanic seems to be a kind of wand U simply never want, it seems a mostly pointless aspect added to the game - actually *taking away* from the game - with no real use-case for half of the game's wands other than "it's early game & I don't have many wands yet". I'm trying to work out what the gameplay purpose was in even spending time to code shuffle wands into the game... Maybe it's to encourage U to be ruthless in judging the world around U as worthy vs unworthy of your interest? So U are more likely to rise-above the small stuff & focus on bigger goals, like long god-runs & unlocking complex lore stuff? I dunno I'm really stretching. Spoilers: I guess the Anvil does allow U to combine wands for new better wands, so maybe shuffle wands were coded into the game as fodder to feed into that mechanic.

i love the absolute wave of emotes that show up at 7:02 that was hilarious

I learn almost everything from your content.

Best escort quest ever.

I once found a seed that caused the gods to be angry before I finished level 1.

hi! just got noita, do u stream still, if so whats the schedule cuz it doesnt show on twitch, would love to catch one!!! any tips for a beginner who died from a torch in the first minute of the game? (i am not joking)

That chaos dice like a cherry at the top, holy...

Now that you can't do infinite rain, is there a way to get the super fish wand and the fish spell same run?

Started Noita 3 days ago, slept only one time since... For my mental health, discovering this game feels like piking glass canon in the first holy mountain. You are a beast dude! GG

Wow this game is craaaaazy

Zizz fizzics(?) like the goblin from classic wow?

WIsh there was a noita global death counter..... I think it's going to spike up this weekend... LOL

Imagine somebody buying the game, starting their very first run, and this is the seed they get. Would be pretty funny.

Oh, I had no idea that the chainsaw worked like that! I thought people just used it for the recharge time reduction, but this is a lot more powerful! The wraparound trick is also great, especially with add mana!

I absolutely adore how he said "this is a regural quest" like it was something he does every other monday.

Beat the seed!

wp sir. wp

500h into Noita... didnt know there are greater chests :c

Wiki game.

inb4 someone wins on this seed

the fact it uses the plicate charge FIRST of what its plicating, I 100% do think it is in fact intentional because that would be an incredible oversight otherwise lmao

Can someone tell me if the spell wrapping changed at all in the early patching? I did the exact same as he did in the video and the feedback was different, I'm a new player btw :)

My head hurts, but feed me moar! :D

just had this exact thing happen to me on seed 1579403835. Second or third shift.

I was connected by a friend, we saw each other, but we probably had different seeds. because I was on a high mountain at home and at his place I was in the air...

i found a meditation box in my first week playing and i ignored it because i didnt understand what it was for. Sad

Please upload more youtube videos for the love of god

I decided this seed was a challenge. Knowing that the threat is there is a huge boost of course, but if you spot those health bars appear, run like the dickens. I avoided the Squidward spawns, and hopped down to the snowy caverns, which is my usual play pattern anyway. I put together a decent run, although a distinct lack of good wands was a challenge. I got to the bottom, then returned to the surface, killed the Alchemist, hit the Overgrown Caverns, and then went back to the monster spawns to deal with them. I was successful, but only barely. The last one did manage to turn me into a sheep, but they died, and I got better. First try on the seed even. i.imgur.com/rclOs3C.gifv So once again, we can only conclude... Skill Issue. :)

6:27:50 History will remember the day that Nitram woke himself up from a fart.

question: what if you get to the seed -2 (524601863), go to ng+, collect 34 orbs, come with restored world to this seed, will it be actually the same chest? i assume yes. if so, take it as a stupid run idea